Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
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$1.1 BILLION
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you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
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i don’t get str8 men
HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.
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cant they fucking make a different kiddy tumblr if they wanna do that feck awf yahoo
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
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the best tumblr has to offer
Banana by the each
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i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
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This is more dramatic than any Lana Del Rey song
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how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it