I always see funny things and want to reblog them..but they don't fit into my main blog so...voila!
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life